FBI OFFICIAL APPROVAL LETTER

Friday, June 27, 2008 12:41 PM

From: "FBI Seattle Division"

To: undisclosed-recipients

Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI Seattle Division
xxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxx

Payment Code: R5109176K
Date: June 27, 2008

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network, that you have an on going transaction with a Financial Institution in Nigeria, as the owner of the said sum $7.5 Million United States Dollar.

Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund. We advise you to go ahead with the transaction as we are monitoring all their services and networks. Be advised that any letter or claims notification received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with immediate effect.

Meanwhile, you are advised to follow the procedure of the Financial Institution. They have their own legal procedure which we have examined and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us updated for more details. You are advised to contact the necessary office for more details of transfer as we are monitoring every move now.

Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network. For your own good you are advised to confirm any transaction or lottery promo you have either involved yourself with in the past to enable us trace this scammers. Only the Financial Institution has been confirmed Legal any other are still under investigation, and so many others are scam, most especially from Nigeria and Africa.

Please contact the Head of Operations Dr. James Awotide, Central Bank of Nigeria.

Dr. James Awotide (Head of Operations)
International Remmitance Department
Telephone: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Fax: xxxxxxxxxxxx
Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Provide them with the information below:

YOUR NAME:.........................................................................................
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:(NOT P.O.BOX)......................................
TELEPHONE NUMBER:......................................................................

If you need to contact me at any stage please do not hesitate to call xxxxxxxxxx.

Sincerely,

Steven M. Dean (Assistant Special Agent-in-Charge)
Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI)

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Saturday, June 28, 2008 12:37 AM

From:"deceased2009"

To: undisclosed-recipients

Dear friend,

I hope my email meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My name is Sgt Williams Baker, Jr. I am in the Engineering military unit here in Ba'qubah inIraq, we have about ten Million US dollars that we want to move out of the country. My partners and I need a good partner will can work together, someone we can trust. It is oil money and legal.i will send you the full details and more information about myself and the funds.My personal email is: XXXXXXXXXXX
Regards,
Sgt. Williams Baker.

A beginning

So I've been screwing around with blog posts from time to time, often abandoning the endeavor because I either don't have time, or am too lazy (or even both) to continue posting. Since my inbox has become cluttered with junk lately, I've decided to start again, and likely post more often, since most of the work consists of copy-pasting material I delete everyday. Of course I know this has been done before, and likely there are multiple blogs dealing with this, but the few I checked have been dead for months. So for the pleasure of the absurd, and even for protection of some others, I hope everyone enjoys this new, pointless blog.